The Magic Sprites Who Wash The Dishes

So, a journalist told me that the legal action against us by the City Attorney is a conscious effort to try to stop restaurants from using our table-service-charge business model. Apparently other restaurants are starting to pick it up as well — understandably, since it is a better, fairer system — and the City Attorney wants that to stop.

We are going to fight the City Attorney’s attempt to make it illegal to charge for table service.

This 18% charge is the price of table service. That’s the cost of the livelihoods of servers and dishwashers and other workers who bust their asses so that you can enjoy eating your meal at the restaurant’s table. At most places, you cover that cost with a tip, here, we charge for their time and effort.

Some people, apparently including the City Attorney, are desperate to live in a world where table service has no cost, its just free, and a “tip” is some little bit extra that your server is just delighted to receive. This is a ridiculous fantasy, and I think it stems from not wanting to think about what it means to have so many restaurants, so many servers, cooks and dishwashers, working at low wages, with no health insurance, so that we can have a culture with easy access the good life of restaurants and food and beer and wine.

People are often uncomfortable having low-paid servants, that’s just not how they see themselves. When something happens to make it clear that they do, these people get upset.

I want to change this into a more honest culture, where we acknowledge that table service costs money, we pay the servers as professionals, and we can look each other in the eye as equals. The City Attorney does not want that, instead he wants to perpetuate an underclass that is supposed to be overjoyed at the few shillings you leave at the end of the meal.

Perhaps the City Attorney and his friends eat out a lot and enjoy the culture of restaurants, and never want to think about the lives and livelihoods of the people who provide the work required for them to enjoy the restaurant experience. It is probably very painful for them to know that there’s a place in San Diego that says that people who provide restaurant service should be paid a set amount for their time and effort.

I find the flavor of contempt that the City Attorney has for the people who work to provide restaurant service, very depressing.